I’ve got a list started, but I’d love to hear from others as to what I should add!
1. No threesomes til you’re at least 21.
2. No spearfishing while drunk.
3. Sometimes, drugs are your friend.
4. Don’t date the stupid ones. Looks change, but you cannot fix stupid.
5. Never leave your drink at a bar – if you have to go pee, get a new one.
6. When in doubt, talk to your Mom about it.
7. Learn to cook – your palate will thank you.
8. When drinking, always eat first. Then drink a glass of water for every alcoholic drink you had, plus 2 Tylenol. No hangover!
9. Don’t text at the table. It’s rude, and you miss out on too much stuff.
10. Always say “please” and “thank you”, even if you’re in a bad mood.
11. Fight fair. Stick to issues – don’t get personal.
12. Don’t say anything online you wouldn’t say to someone’s face.
13. On a rainy afternoon, a nap is always a good option.
14. Conserve water – shower with a friend.
15. The softer the blanket, the better it is.