Good Advice

3947019039_99db147f90_bAs our kids get older, it’s important to guide them into adulthood with sincere, well-thought-out advice.

I’ve got a list started, but I’d love to hear from others as to what I should add!

1. No threesomes til you’re at least 21.

2. No spearfishing while drunk.

3. Sometimes, drugs are your friend.

4. Don’t date the stupid ones. Looks change, but you cannot fix stupid.

5. Never leave your drink at a bar – if you have to go pee, get a new one.

6. When in doubt, talk to your Mom about it.

7. Learn to cook – your palate will thank you.

8. When drinking, always eat first. Then drink a glass of water for every alcoholic drink you had, plus 2 Tylenol. No hangover!

9. Don’t text at the table. It’s rude, and you miss out on too much stuff.

10. Always say “please” and “thank you”, even if you’re in a bad mood.

11. Fight fair. Stick to issues – don’t get personal.

12. Don’t say anything online you wouldn’t say to someone’s face.

13. On a rainy afternoon, a nap is always a good option.

14. Conserve water – shower with a friend.

15. The softer the blanket, the better it is.

Your turn!


About Quarterto5

Education professional and mother of three who is just about to have the "5 o'clock somewhere" be HERE.

Posted on February 1, 2014, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Always make friends with your local butcher, but keep your distance, coz good butchers ain’t right in the head !

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