Snowmageddon, Southern Style

The kids were ecstatic, the parents were scared

As they realized that Winter Storm Pax would be there.

People in grocery stores had all said,

“What? There’s no milk! Oh no! Where’s the bread!”

School were closing, sending all the kids home

To gather their sleds and coats, waiting for snow.

I-40’s filled with trucks spilling brine

Commuters are hoping to get home in time

Before the impending arrival of snow

Because of the dangers we’ve all come to know.

Southerners howling at Yankee car speeds,

Northerners shaking their heads at hayseeds.

When really, it’s “all y’all” who need to stay home

It’s not worth the risk, this venture to roam.

So gather your blankets, your cocoa and tea

Come hang out on Facebook and Twitter with me!


About Quarterto5

Education professional and mother of three who is just about to have the "5 o'clock somewhere" be HERE.

Posted on February 12, 2014, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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