Snowmageddon, Southern Style
The kids were ecstatic, the parents were scared
As they realized that Winter Storm Pax would be there.
People in grocery stores had all said,
“What? There’s no milk! Oh no! Where’s the bread!”
School were closing, sending all the kids home
To gather their sleds and coats, waiting for snow.
I-40’s filled with trucks spilling brine
Commuters are hoping to get home in time
Before the impending arrival of snow
Because of the dangers we’ve all come to know.
Southerners howling at Yankee car speeds,
Northerners shaking their heads at hayseeds.
When really, it’s “all y’all” who need to stay home
It’s not worth the risk, this venture to roam.
So gather your blankets, your cocoa and tea
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